apocalyptard

noun - refers to believers in any lame-brained end-of-the-world theory, particularly those ascribing to the ridiculous 2012 hypothesis.

Glenn Beck, hero and champion to myself and all other apocalyptards, explained how the world will end on a chalkbaord today.

by Le Haineux April 23, 2011

Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.

Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth

by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse

the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"

Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"

by jdirt2019 January 23, 2012

APOCALYPS3

Coined by (and authored by) Strell, in reference to the PS3 launch fiascos that resulted in various muggings, flag-pole face plantings, and probably overwhelming amounts of "just friends" spooning between all sorts of people in a feeble effort to keep warm in the brutal frigid teat of nature. Also, people got shot.

This is mostly due to extreme shortages from manufacturing problems, and possibly due to an attempt to artificially increase hype. Because of scarcity, systems were selling on eBay for several thousand dollars, well above the MSRP, which prompted a "me too wants money" reaction from the general public in the United States.

Welcome to the APOCALYPS3, F*CKERS.

by Strell November 19, 2006

apocalypstick

getting together with your girlfriends to talk about everything that's currently the end of the world.

" We're headed out to the bar for some apocalypstick. "

by munchflower October 1, 2007

Pop Apocalypse

A dark time when Pop music defeats all other genres of music and Pop music rules the land. This will only happen if Rock music loses the eternal battle between good music and Pop music

We must protect the last few remaining copies of The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Rush, BTO, Deep Purple, David Bowie, The Clash, Jimi Hendrix, Ozzy, Elvis, Santana, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Wings, John Lennon, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Elton John, Journey, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton, Bob Marley, Kiss, Meat Loaf, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Police and Black Sabbath before the coming of the Pop Apocalypse lest they be destroyed in resulting conflict

by Big Red1325245746 September 16, 2011

Apocalypse

The shitiest Black Metal(if you would cal it that) band ever. Another one of Shadow0fDeath's projects.

Did Apocalypse use a turd to make their music?

by Zorlock April 20, 2005