anus opener

What someone uses to open their beer.

I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

anus bobber

A person who bobbs there partners anus around with there hand or his dick usually during sex.

Joe Haskett gave an anus bobber to another guy.

by Anal King May 23, 2006

dragon anus

the act of putting a 1000 degree knife in someones asshole

she told me do dragon anus and got a knife from the kitchen and blow torches

by baked beans in your butt November 18, 2018

The Devil's Anus

When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.

"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."

by PartEikooc December 26, 2020

Black Anus

Slang name for the restaurant with a similar sounding name.

We had Black Anus last night.

by onewomansslave June 30, 2009

anus crust

Fecal matter that sticks to anus hair after defecation; can emit a foul odor when combined with sweat.

Fred was going to have his salad tossed, until Sarah notice his anus crust.

by JHarris November 6, 2005

Anus Complainus

Pseudo-Latin, pseudo-medical term for gas (farting, not the fuel).

I had a bunch of Guinness last night, and today I'm suffering from a bad case of Anus Complainus.

by P McP January 29, 2009