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One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
by I Love French Class May 14, 2009
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angry dick

Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.
"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"
by L-Treezy June 11, 2006
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angry sack

Droping ones Nut sac into someones mouth from a great distance.
T-bagging from a great distance.Rapid t-bagging.
He angry sacked that hoe till here teeth fell out.

He attempted to angry sac his wife off of the headboard.
by bluecoolaid112 March 13, 2009
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Angry Sith Lord

As you fuck a girl with a glow in the dark red condom, you tazer her right as you cum.
"I really wanted to break up with this girl, so I did the Angry Sith Lord. That's when I got arrested."
by Shameless M April 2, 2010
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Tennessee Angry Smurf

When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak
Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf
by angry smurf boy August 27, 2011
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angry russian

just about every russian anywhere.
i tried inviting sergei out for drinks with me and the gang but he coldly looked at me and replied "fucks you" with misery written all over his face. what a miserable, angry russian.
by Schmucklebum February 13, 2013
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Angry wank

Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend/boyfriend who has cheated on you or given you an STD, which when combined with your sweat, blood and tears adds a delightful burning sensation. Can lead to serious erosion of the penis, which in turn can cause Wankers callous, Knob Drop or Gripsy
Dude, i was thinking about marla last night and i had such an angry wank that i left my cock looking like a candle stick holder.

She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.
by Goatlinggun December 24, 2008
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