Andre

The best looking white guy ever to exist, Strong, Handsome, and has a better physique than anyone around him. Andre tends to have a big shlong and boasts around about it to his lesser peers

Dang that man is a total Andre

by Illboneurmom May 30, 2018

Andre

A guy that turns out better than you expected or originally anticipated. Probably has brown hair. Probably sexy as hell.

What was that? Was that a pigeon. No, dammit. THAT's an Andre.
Ryan Reynolds is such an Andre.

Dag nabbit. If only I had an Andre in my life.

by Neytari June 1, 2018

Andre

An Andre is the funniest person you will ever meet. He is caring, but is usually scared to show his true feelings. He doesn’t really like to be serious unless it’s truly needed like in school. Speaking of school, he is extremely smart and knows it, but is mostly humble. Andres like to brag to girls they like about how good they are at sports (usually play soccer and are GOOD). They will also make fun of a girl they like. People expect them to be rude and disrespectful, but they are actually very kind in their own kind of way. Andres are amazing and you are lucky if you have one in your life.

girl: i have a crush on Andre but he always makes fun of me... do you think he likes me?
person: oh yeah totally!

by hajshsshjsb June 1, 2018

Andre

An N-Word that bangs juj 24/7 and is typically a Nigerian blackie.

Andre loves witchery wednesdays

by Random419er April 17, 2022

Andre

the most annoying mf you will ever meet

" I hate that Andre guy, he's so annoying. "

by penguinsoda February 18, 2022

Andres

a soccer addict, typically good looking, good-natured, pretty awesome to hang around. his mental capability is quite questionable but an otherwise all around good guy. possibly has relations with a JDL

boy: dammnn hes so Andres
girl: i wanna tap that
JDL: already did

by trollolol_aniren11 October 21, 2010

Andres

Andres is extremely cute. He's got that cute, lovely smile. You'll notice him because he seriously stands out. Andres, he's truly amazing. A lot of girls like him, but I guess he's picky.. He's that guy that you somehow always see around. He's shy, ladies. But a keeper.

I have a big crush on Andres.

by liveclassy December 4, 2012