Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Achen

Some random guy who never knows what's happening.

" Have you seen that Achen guy on Youtube? Why wouldn't people just watch Deadbread instead? "

by AchenOnly March 15, 2023

Anchesca

Secret word that means to bring back the old fortnite map

Fortnite needs to “anchesca” and the game will be fun again.

by John Tinto December 12, 2022

Ancient voices

When the voices in your head come back, but they sound old as shit

I keep hearing ancient voices in my head

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

achenar

achenar means like a miniature figurines cute and short and small

that puppy is like achenar

by pic to burn November 5, 2023

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck

I have an ancient piano skeleton!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.

I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!

by gengrills December 12, 2023