analysis

How your boss decides important things:
As explained by Scott Adams, analysis comes from the root word ANAL and the greek word YSIS, meaning "to pull numbers from."

"I'll do an ANALYSIS and determine your next raise."

by weregopher May 13, 2005

Annalyse

Simple minded, yet oddly adorable!

"Little Kimmy, the one with big blue eyes who's flunking, is such an Annalyse!" said the 2nd grade teacher to her boss

by coconut12 January 22, 2009

analese

'Anal-eez'
The language spoken by self-important idiots.
Similar to talking shit, but much more annoying.

Agatha: "Betty was talking out of her arse again today."
Agnes: "Fuck, that bitch is FLUENT in analese."
Agatha: "Let's pat her."
Agnes: "Right-o, I'll get the laxatives."

by MEFF February 13, 2009

analist

To be annoying, frustrating or just generally being a fag.

I derived the word originally from the mix of the words "Anal" and "Rapist" Thus the word analist was born.

Can also be used as a greeting sometimes I have found.

"Your such a f***ing analist"

"Stop being such an analist"

"Alright you Analist"

by T Tone April 21, 2007

analysazationalizing

The act of sensationalizing the analysis of data

Example 1: Johnny ain't got no results, but he's analysazationalizing the hell out of this talk.
Example 2: Bob is a wonderful analysazationalizer, but his graph is not a cure for cancer.

by d'jangis_roundstone January 11, 2018

Analysia

The most beautiful, caring, talented, unique girl in the world. She will support you no matter what. She cares for others more than she tends to care for herself. She is the most funniest person you would ever meet . She will be the most amazing girlfriend and friend

Analysia is thickilicious and beautiful

by Jajakwbananaj November 22, 2021

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013