alcohol thursday

the perfect day of the week to drink.

me:hey, it's alcohol thursday!
dude: but it's friday..
me: wow, it came twice this week.

by kaitlyn2 September 12, 2006

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alcohol

A legal intoxicant. Alcohol is more or less yeast's piss, yet some people drink it like water. I really don't see why it deserves to be legal. If the gov't weren't making money from it then it certainly wouldn't be. Alcohol kills more people than all of the other illegal drugs combined, and that's not even including its indirect deaths. Many people, if not everyone, seem to think alcohol is harmless simply because it's legal and many people do it. It causes a considerable amount of damage to the brain and liver. Despite this, people who consume alcohol have told me marijuana will kill my brain cells. I always get a kick out of that.

Person A: LET'S GET WASTEDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Person B: No thank you, I'd much rather enjoy a blunt to the dome.
Person A: Fuckin pothead! You're frying your brain you know!!!!!!!!!
Person B: You do know alcohol has been proven to cause both brain and liver damage right? And that there is no conclusive evidence that marijuana harms the brain?
Person A: You stupid druggie....Um...You don't know what you're talking about!
Person B: Yeah, whatever. Have fun with your booze buddy. *Proceeds to light L*

by 234234234999 January 21, 2008

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Alcofrolics

Sexual activity with another person whilst under the influence of alcohol. Usually regretted when sober.

Matt: How was the party?
Liz: Alcofrolics..
Matt: Shlag!

by Raerth August 26, 2007

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Albone

An extremely bad section of Erie County. To some, it is known as the armpit of th northwest PA. In Albone, you are likely to be stabbed, mugged, jumped, shot, and/or killed. Many people come to Albone, but few make it out alive. Gangsters roam the streets day and night, so make sure to have a police escort at all times. Bob Kinney is the leader of this gang. He chews a lot of Copenhagen and stabs 5 US Navy Seals to death at the same time while trying to rob the National City Bank. He is said to currently live under the bridge at the Albone community park. Not much is known of his origin, but his wrath is still felt nonetheless.

A few of my good friends were killed in Albone by Bob Kinney. He first stabbed them, spit tobacco juice in their wounds, then finished them of with his shotty like John Gotti.

by Ried McFarlane November 8, 2005

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fetal alcohol syndrome

This refers to brain damage (in the form of permanent retardation) caused by a fetus being exposed to alcohol via the alcoholism of the mother. This is not to be confused with child abuse, which can also cause retardation and brain damage and be caused by alchoholism, but which involves children, which are alive, rather than fetuses, which are not fully alive, and thus inferior. Also not to be confused with the similar concepts of "crack babies" or "meth babies," which are completely unsubstantiated (and widely denounced, by those professionals who study such things) allegations propagated by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology.

The phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually retarded behavior. See alcohol in the blood surrogate.

Did you see that Klan rally on TV yesterday? Talk about fetal alcohol syndrome.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

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Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis.

A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.

I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.

by Klotz November 4, 2003

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