Albert aretz 

Best YouTuber, I’ve been a fan of him ever since I can remember from like 8 years old to now. Albert is the funniest guy ever and has never failed to not put a smile on my face ever since I’ve started watching his videos, his humor is amazing and cracks me up every time. I remember when I was little “earth worm sally” “yo tengo” “if you love me let me go” all the myths and even his old channel. Albert has had such a big impact on my life and I really wish the best of him. When my parents couldn’t raise me he did. When they couldn’t calm me down he did. I truly don’t understand how people could ever not like this man. He deserves the world.

Albert aretz is my childhood

Albert aretz by Carm3llx lol August 4, 2023

Albertoratkingbruh 

Someone or something that is white

He's albertoratkingbruh

Albertoratkingbruh by Yubbymaster September 24, 2023

jan-albert 

Jan-Albert is a South African guy's name. Jan-Albert is one of the hottest guys you'll ever set your eyes on. He has a way with the girls. He usually falls for the girl he's known the longest, his best friend. He will love talking to her about their past, all the fun times they had as children, he loves that kind of talks. That's one of the reasons why it's so easy to talk to Jan-Albert or begin a conversation with him. He actually is a real softy, but doesn't like to show it that much. He's one of the kindest people out there, with the best laugh. So, in conclusion, this dude is literally the best and loved by everyone.

Friend: Gosh, he's literally perfect!
Her: Yeah, such a Jan-Albert!

jan-albert by anoninam August 16, 2017

Zebular Albert South 

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player

Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.

Zebular Albert South by JazzyJ89 May 4, 2019

Eddie alberts 

Eddie Ablerts is an amazing boy, there is just something about him that a girl sees in him that they will never be able to get over. Eddie alberts eyes are beautiful, ocean blue🧿 his face is unforgettable for those ones that really pay attention. He is not like any other boys he’s different he is polite, has a soft loving caring side, is so easy to love. Once you get to really know his soul you are attached no matter who you are with. Eddie alberts is unique other people may not see him the way I do but Eddie, if you ever see this I want you to know that you are loved in every way possible and I love you deeper than any thoughts could go. You are good with kids, love the outdoors, like country stuff, and my family loves you. If I ever get a chance with you again I will try my best and love you in any conditions. I would do beyond anything to get our memories back all the good times, my one wish would to be with you, I just don’t know how to tell you how much I really care so if you see this know your loved by someone.

Eddie Alberts is so amazing and lovable. If you ever get a chance to be with Eddie ablerts love him while you can. He is perfect in my eyes. Only if you new how much I love you. If you could see your self the way I see you, you would never doubt yourself:)

Eddie alberts by Brown hair and brown eyes March 15, 2021

Southern Alberta Snake Technique 

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.

"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"

Southern Alberta Snake Technique by M4rineRalstin3 July 7, 2022

Alberter

The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.

“I’m sorry did you just say alberter?”

Alberter by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020