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Alaskan Skydiver

Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.
John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"

Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"

John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
by harmonyhills October 7, 2008
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alaskan snowball

when you jizz in their lovers mouth, male or female, and then the other person spits the jizz into your ass hole, using it as a lubricant to get ur ass fucked and/or fingered.
I'm gonna do the alaskan snowball on u in ur sleep.
by mike humplebee March 24, 2010
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Alaskan Snowdance

A game in which two men,with erect penises, tie their hands behind their back and try to insert their dick into the opponants ass
Winner: Goddamn, the Alaskan Snowdance gives me an exellent workout. it works all my muscules!

Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!
by D,Pyle March 14, 2011
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Alaskan Lumberjack

The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.
Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi
by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012
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Alaskan wind tunnel

a sexual act in which one person puts ice cubes in the others ass and then blows inside.
Darrel loves to get an Alaskan wind tunnel from his sister Karen.
by NobodyWest July 28, 2016
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alaskan salmon run moustache

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.
i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.
by midge101 July 19, 2010
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trans-alaskan pipeline

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!
by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006
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