Adam

Unofficial times man of the year!! Can be mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger only more handsome. He’s not just a pretty face, cute hair and great smile. Eyes as blue and deep as the ocean and he’s probable the most humble man you’ll meet. 10/10

That man is a top bloke a total Adam.

by Mr handsome himself December 13, 2018

Adam

A guy who is misunderstood to be dumb. But his friends are the main cause, he is a computer person. But before he can express the area he is smart in he is interrupted by his friends telling him that "They Don't Care. Shut up". Tries to be fun and acts like he is having a good time with his friends but is dying inside because of the jokes about his shortness and how he is nerdy. The only fun time he has is playing games and day dreaming about that girl he likes but is too shy to talk to. Funny and tries to be cute. His friends take his belongings a lot and tosses them around the bus. Cries silently sometimes. The only reason he still hangs out with his friends is that they can make him laugh sometimes. Adams are usually shy.

Guy : Adam, sit by us!
Adam : *silently tries to walk pass*
Guy : *sits Adam down*
Adam : *silently laughs*

by imlookingatyou January 18, 2015

Adam

Used the day after any holiday or birthday. Basically, it's like using the word "Eve" before a holiday or birthday.

Steve: Hey, Butch, whatcha doing for Christmas Adam?

Butch: What the f*&% are you talking about, Steve?

Steve: Dude, everyone knows when Christmas Adam is. It's the day after Christmas, duh?????

by Teecat December 29, 2011

Adam

A real dick. Full of himself. Likes to think of everyone as his own personal punching bag. Thinks hes great at sports. and sucks at them. Blond hair blue eyes and a retarded grin. Also thinks hes a playa Hits on other peoples girls.

Person 1: Hey did you watch Adam get the shit beat out of him yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah. He hit on the quarter backs girl.

by Probable anwser July 8, 2011

Adam

Someone who is compared to a losing a slot machine in vegas, at the end, you feel tired, and broke, and stupid and used.

I wasted many nights on an Adam.

by ducha October 20, 2008

Adam

Me.

HI MOM

adam is rainered on urban dictionary

by Rainiered December 5, 2020

Adam

Adam is a guy who sucks like me my name is Adam and I suck

hey man did you see how Adam that guy was being

by adamboyyy June 8, 2021