Academic Triage

Studying one or two subjects in school more than others because of personal preference or just not caring about them.

I’m not studying Latin right now, it’s a sort of Academic Triage.

by Lifel1k3 April 2, 2022

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Academic Integrity

something man gotta preserve to get bitches

Jenny: "Bob is really smart how did he get those high grades?"
Rob: "He preserved his academic integrity"

by EldenMergo April 13, 2022

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Academic Envy

The feeling of jealousy that rushes through your body when hearing about others’ academic success and achievements.

The rush of academic envy flowed through my body as she flaunted her A+ while I was stuck with a C.

by Kimber1yyy February 10, 2021

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academic gangbang

When there are multiple assignments due for various classes at the same time.

Me: Damn I have a history, sociology, English paper due this weekend. It’s an academic gangbang.

by TheWiiFitnessTrainer March 11, 2021

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academic victim

Inverse of an academic weapon.

Someone who is doing absolutely shit at school. Awfully so. Irredeemably bad.

I'm such an academic victim. I'm failing all my classes.

by itigo October 26, 2024

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That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.

Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.

Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?

by Little Nigel November 21, 2024

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