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Albany Academy for Girls

A square-shaped edifice which is about as candy-free as it is substance-free. Established in 1814, this institution is highly devoted to the health of its students, which would explain the diet mayo and confiscation of white bread: not to mention the embargo on flip-flops, as they are an obvious fire hazard. And, of course, physical education takes absolute priority: seniors who cannot write an adequate paper for PE because they have to "study for APs" are clearly not qualified to graduate.

Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.
In the Albany Academy for Girls, always remember that gym is a room, not a class.
by Another Senior '06 August 30, 2008
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Chobham Academy

Chobham, a school with some bald ass teacher called Micheal Whitworth who needs to go suck his mum. Most girls in this skl are dead tings and barely any can whine. But the gyals that can whine can whine goood.
What school do you go to?
Chobham Academy

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by Black destroya 🤣 December 24, 2018
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my hero academia

An amazing anime about a boy in a world where 80% of people have a "quirk" but Izuku Midoria is quirkless so he is a social outcast but he gets into the best hero school UA Highschool but his rival Katsuki Bakugo is wondering how he got in
Person 1: Have you seen My hero academia
Person2: Yeah it was amazing
by Youngwarrior July 12, 2017
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Wilmington Academy

A school full of slags and fat teachers like mr irlam

that will crush your bike because he's gay and oh yeah

don't forget about the weird kids
yo did u hear about Wilmington academy its shit
by yourmumis45 August 25, 2019
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Academic Bulimia

The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance.

This term is frequently applied to describe a common practice of young medical students.
I can't remember anything that I learned last night. It's like I grabbed the answer sheet, puked out all the answers and forgot everything immediately. I'd say that's academic bulimia.
by Thomas Suszynski January 6, 2009
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Academic Whore

An “Academic Whore” is someone who will stop at nothing to achieve what they want in a scholastic setting. Activities he or she engages in to achieve their “ideal grade” include:

• Openly and unabashedly flirting or sucking up to a professor or higher academic authority.

• Sabotaging other students’ projects so that his or her project looks better in comparison

• Hoarding research materials, textbooks, articles and back work (previous exams, etc) from other students

• Hogging professor time after class with mundane questions so that other students with legitimate questions won’t get a chance to have them answered then

• Spending more time than necessary or socially acceptable with teaching assistants so that grades can be “boosted” if need be

• Joining a specific professor’s club just for a semester so the professor can think that the academic whore is “legitimately interested in their field of work”.

• The academic whore feels justified in conversation when they can drop names and references, and they expect you to be awed by their sheer presence even if their conversational skills are on par with a potato’s.

• The academic whore is a master at judging people based on numbers on pieces of paper. While they are taught to value true qualities, they cannot bring themselves to do so due to the extreme mental capacity they devote to fitting a banal mold.
Academic Whore: "Professor I read your article on fibroblasts maintaining the extra cellular matrix in iguana cells and I have to say it was the best thing I've ever read in my life! You inspired me to be a better person! My parents want you to come over for dinner!"

Professor: "Shut up, you fucking academic whore."
by lalalillies January 26, 2010
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