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weirs beach

a beach on lake winni in central new hampshire, where tourist come by the bus load from massachusetts to polute the water. has fireworks every friday night during the summer, and includes a pier, boardwalk, arcades, an original drive in theatre, mini golf, boating, and the M/S mount washington. full of tourist, and the beach & lake are often full of too many people, that you dont want to go swimming. large tourist area.
"wow, my friends and i like to go to weirs beach. We go to the arcade and play DDR."
"i know, me too! too bad there are like, 2,000 tourist on the beach!"
"i love going to the weirs anyway"
by bigfan123 December 13, 2006
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Beach Boys

The first and greatest band of USA.
Influenced by rock and rollers such as Chuck Berry, harmonies of vocal groups like The Four Freshman, and instrumentation from Phil Spector and other acts such as The Beatles and sunshine pop.
Brian Wilson, the genius composer of the band, was musically speaking the Beach Boy. Composing arranging everything, teaching his other 2 brothers Carl and dennis, his cousing Mike Love and friend Al jardine how to sing and what to play, after composing everything on a piano and bass.

Their album Pet Sounds iss the most innovating ground breaking touching influential album of all the time. Composed by a 23 year old dude that 2 years before was making simple but yet original surf songs, which had mostly very superficial lyrics.
By 1966, after listening to the previous groundbreaking album by the Beatles called Rubber Soul, he felt it was first album he'd ever heard that was really a unit, an album where everysong meant something with no filler songs, like rock & roll covers. He felt he needed to express what he felt, it was enough simple rock and roll songs with simple music and shitty lyrics, it was time to go against that fucking cunt Mike Love who only thought of music as a bussiness and fucked up Brian's mind big time.
Brian felt a competition with the Beatles, and so decided to make the greatest album ever, and he did.
The Beach Boys? Yeah I like them
Specially the genius and composer of the band, Brian Wilson, the man.
by jammonaa June 15, 2012
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Beach Wiener

A bad case of STD/Topical infection's, that looks like sand on a male's penis.
Jeff had a beach wiener, due to excess amount of warts around the male gentalia.
by newcastlemagpies June 26, 2010
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Beach Posting

The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.
Oh my Gosh! I was beach posting Tammy's email addy last week and now she's got a cyber stalker.
by The Jade Merchant April 20, 2006
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Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise
Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
by Thaddious October 19, 2020
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clear the beach

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.
by Gunno January 9, 2012
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beach plum

The curled bulge of someone (usually a man) wearing too small of a thong.
"Woah, look at the beach plum on that guy"

"Yeah, real Ricardo milos"
by Delphian44 April 11, 2021
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