asshat

someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat

1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg

by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017

asshat

Basically pants, or trousers.

Wait a minute, Jane, I have to fetch m6 asshat!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Asshat

Another name for an asshole, shithead, anything like that

Person 1“God, Tom is such an asshat”
Person 2“What the fuck in an asshat”

by Left_Click.-.- December 16, 2019

Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

Asshat

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

by penelope453 November 18, 2014

Asshat

A person who clowns around or who may act like an asshole but dont deserve that much credit

That guy was being a major asshat.

by HotMia October 29, 2018

Asshat

One who has his head up his ass, therefore appearing to wear his ass as a hat.

What an asshat!

by Jeanien May 24, 2017