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Iron assault 2

A roblox game made by minitoon,a game long awaited
I just got invaded again

U playing iron assault 2?
by Ramosway August 27, 2022
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Sexual Assault

Popular game where you have to have sexual actions with anyone you want (They dont have to accept it)
"Hey might you let me do Sexual Assault on you?"
"No."
*Rape starts*
by NovaComfort September 5, 2021
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walrus assault

OMG, Walrus Assault!! KAWAII CHIBI SUSHI CHOP-STICK!!
by Mr. Kamikaze/Mr. DNA June 2, 2004
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double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.
Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2014
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sexual assault

a action that was thought of from a horny freaky fuck
omg gurl his man just got charged with sexual assault. gurl if that was me i would have the fuck out of old boi
by Malaysaih December 3, 2020
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Iron Assault

A horrible fucking game that's made by mini toon but everyone likes it for some reason.

For those who don't know this game, this game is a Roblox team-based, strategy game taking place in ww2 (Unless you changed it with map editor) where you can lead your nation. In a nutshell, it's hoi4 in Roblox but it's worse than rise of nations.

First of all, this ISN'T a real-time strategy. Real-time means no turns. There are phases in the game, one for building cities and getting units, the other is to move the units. And the final one is to attack enemy nations. But this is not "real-time", these are just turns. You are limited to certain actions for a limited time, depending on the turn. For example, if you forgot to purchase units, you had to wait a stupidity long time, while not being able to get the units you desire. It's the same if you forgot to attack during a turn, and you had to wait again.

Second of all, the phases are the worst fucking part of this game. If you did shit, and you are ready to beat a small nation, you had to wait until the "attack" phase. And during the attack phase, you can invade the small nation, assuming you declared war. But surprise surprise, it's fucking France. And they have still gotten Corsica. Even though you have a ship, you can't fucking move. You can only move if you invade enemy territory. Welcome to island hopping, wait a stupid amount of years just to finally make the country surrender.

I will stop here because ud limits me.

Sad.
Iron Assault sucks. I could make a 20-minute yt video just criticizing the game alone.
by HellInferno December 25, 2021
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Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.
I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022
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