Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.

Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."

by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011

St. John Allerdyce

sex god lmao

he's a sex god

by founder of the we hate megan club June 8, 2004

Allergies

A relatively harmless passing cold that makes you feel like you're dying of AIDS.

John: Oh my God, I feel horrible today...
Sarah: OMG! Are you okay? What's wrong? Should I call a doctor?
John: No thanks babe, I just have allergies...
Sarah: Oh, okay sweetie. Get well soon, those are the WORST.

by SeZSEU August 27, 2016

jerk alert

We see the real inception of this term with the creation of the movie, The Goonies which debuted in 1985. This term was coined by the character known as Mouth, and was played by Corey Scott Feldman. The line was simply yelled by Mouth, when the Fratelli's were catching up to The Goonies in the caves.

Mouth: "Senior Jerk Alert!"

by Nick Flynn January 25, 2008

aller

a truly amazing girl, who at anytime by doing anything can make you fall in lover with her. she's one of a kind, and is deffinately one who you'll love to joke around with <3. she's got the smile that could brighten up anyone's day, and the kiss that'll leave you speechless. She's got the eye's of an angel, which aren't that hard to get lost in. She's amazing, enough said.

Holy shit, you're Aller.

by cheeeeks220 July 23, 2007

Dick Alert

A Dick Alert is...

1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.

1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!

2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!

3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)

4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!

by Taterbawls January 9, 2010

Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.

If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.

by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010