arctic wolves

A large Army Stryker based bureaucracy in Alaska that is known for its tone deaf taskings, endless meetings, CYA actions, last minute requirements and staff officers who really can’t plan....at all, God bless them. The Arctic Wolves are akin to a group of ostracized wolves from a pack; retarded wolves...the ones that ride the short tundra bus, but just don’t know it yet.

Yes, the Arctic Wolves are a sight to behold in action. Leaders come there to notch an OER bullet on the back of Soldiers, oblivious to their own career’s real mortality in Alaska, and Soldiers come there thinking they will get time to explore Alaska. Neither view is real.

Bro, so the “Arctic Wolves” let us live in shit for the last 5 years, take our time away for stupidity, task the hell out of us with red cycle tasks, put civilians in our HHQ that are mildly retarded, and keep bringing officers up that like to brown nose the shit out of their boss. Yeah...and they say we aren’t reenlisting because it’s the Alaska dark and cold hahaha. Bro, seriously they’re oblivious. It’s them...the organization.

by The Dude Lives June 12, 2021

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Arctic monkeys

A UK band, indie-rock style

Dude1: You heard the new arctic monkeys album?

by Bilsonfanclub69420 May 30, 2024

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Arctic Finger Blast

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.

I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.

by IbeDustin December 24, 2022

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