Apology

Does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

I apology.

by Sohayb June 3, 2010

apoth

'Apoth' is what Northern Englanders call loved ones who do something silly or idiotic.

'ere Ivy, don't you think that Stonlay is a daft apoth? He is such a cloth ear bless 'im. Last night I went up t'road fur a pint o' lager and told 'im to go fetch us a bag 'o chips an mushy peas and the blighter done summitright daft and got me a steak an' pud and it weren't no Betty's pie neither mind, it were that crusty Iceland rubbish those townies scoff on their tods.

by Dead Nancy June 4, 2004

Apollo

Apollo is the twin brother of Artemis.

Apollo is the Greek god of light, youth, healing, the arts, and the intellect. His shrine was that of the oracle of Delphi, in honor of his having killed the Python, a dragon.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The annointed ones. Four men... Disease, famine, war and death. They will bring about the end of the world.

the four horsemen will bring about the end of the world

by Sarah Way July 17, 2005

Apollo's Chariot

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).

Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.

by John Fremont June 21, 2007

apostrophe

A punctuation mark often erroneously used to indicate "Beware of oncoming S!" as in "Apple's 3 for $2."

Mo Viele speculates on the origin of apostrophe abuse at her blog "fontidious":

the apostrophic epidemic

I often wonder who patient zero was.

I imagine that some lowly shopkeeper went out to paint “Bananas $3” on his sign, and was stricken with an uncontrollable urge to add an apostrophe. And soon his banana was the proud owner of $3. Not to be outdone, his rival down the street advertised “Banana’s 2 Dollar’s.” Then someone from the town full of affluent bananas went on a trip, carrying the contagion with him. “Train’s Departing Every 5 Minute’s.”

The pandemic had begun.

by Grinning Cat April 6, 2015

Apoorva Bae

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. Funny,silly,crazy,wild. She is intelligent,corsages and reliable and love to help other people in need. She is amazingly beautiful even tho she doesn't Believe it. She can have any guy she want but she always goes for the dumasses who will break her heart.

Guy 1: apoorva Bae she's bae

Guy 2: yeah she's pretty much perfect but she isn't a jerk about it

by Aporva August 21, 2014