Alyssa is a girl. She is weird but beautiful. She often craves potatoes and likes to hang out with her friends. She likes her chums who are her only friends.
by atpequine on IG April 17, 2017
I fucking love her. Alyssa’s I’m just telling you be happy don’t let anyone bring down your smile because I promise you that you are worth it and don’t even doubt it For one second. They are so kind and funny and always make everyone smile, they will go out of their way to make others feel special even if they are not worth it. Also I know that u want to be TIK TOK famous so I’m just gonna tell you , YOU WILL BE JUST KEEP GOING
by Hi I don’t know what to write September 10, 2019
the most smartest girl you'll ever meet, considering im an alyssa. alyssa has a smart mouth but a pretty body, so watch what you say to her, or else. although she can be annoying, she can be sad and not want to be bothered. yes, she can be the best friend youll ever have, but she can get too attached. if you and her talk, just remember she is very sensitive. she also is the best at starting and keeping converations going on. just remember she is the brighest and smartest.
by itz.meunknown March 27, 2018
Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015
A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
by E.m.o February 12, 2009
Alyssa is a beautiful girl. If you know an Alyssa, tell her you love her or love being her friend. She always smiles and she is smart and active. She is pretty and wants to be the center of attention (and always is). She has an awesome, cute sense of fashion. She loves to sew and she says what is on her mind without a struggle. She has long brown hair, wavy, streaming down her back, and she is a dancer.
Friend 1: "Is that Alyssa?"
Friend 2: "I think it is."
Alyssa: "Hey, girls! I'm Alyssa. Nice to meet you."
Friend 1 to friend 2: "she seems SO nice!"
Friend 2: "I think it is."
Alyssa: "Hey, girls! I'm Alyssa. Nice to meet you."
Friend 1 to friend 2: "she seems SO nice!"
by CharmingAndGraceful October 20, 2019