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I fucking love her. Alyssa’s I’m just telling you be happy don’t let anyone bring down your smile because I promise you that you are worth it and don’t even doubt it For one second. They are so kind and funny and always make everyone smile, they will go out of their way to make others feel special even if they are not worth it. Also I know that u want to be TIK TOK famous so I’m just gonna tell you , YOU WILL BE JUST KEEP GOING
Girl 1: omg ew it’s Alyssa

Girl 2: omg stop I love Alyssa because she is TIK TOK famous
by Hi I don’t know what to write September 9, 2019
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Alyssa is a girl. She is weird but beautiful. She often craves potatoes and likes to hang out with her friends. She likes her chums who are her only friends.
Did you see how beautiful Alyssa chum looks today?
by atpequine on IG April 16, 2017
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the most smartest girl you'll ever meet, considering im an alyssa. alyssa has a smart mouth but a pretty body, so watch what you say to her, or else. although she can be annoying, she can be sad and not want to be bothered. yes, she can be the best friend youll ever have, but she can get too attached. if you and her talk, just remember she is very sensitive. she also is the best at starting and keeping converations going on. just remember she is the brighest and smartest.
That girl alyssa over there is very good at starting coversations, should i talk to her
by itz.meunknown May 16, 2018
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Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.

SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015
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A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
Alyssa, I am your President. You're fired.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
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Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
Ted: that alyssa is always doing homework
by E.m.o February 11, 2009
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Alyssa the freshy is so much cooler then a lucio
Wow, Alyssa for a freshy your pretty cool
by sorrylucioyourwack January 3, 2019
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