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Alyssa

A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
Alyssa, I am your President. You're fired.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
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Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
Ted: that alyssa is always doing homework
by E.m.o February 11, 2009
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Moon goddesses is the Meaning of alyssa
Alyssa is my moon
by Winterwatcher July 30, 2017
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The type of girl that thinks she ugly but is pretty usually has brown or blonde hair they are always smiling laughing and doesn't care what people say about her
Alyssa had a great day
by Ruby48 April 19, 2018
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Alyssa is a very sexy person who will bring light into any room. She’s sweet, loving, caring and very very very funny.
If you meet an Alyssa never ever let her go.
Alyssa is a very delightful person to be around.
by Aksnsisnsnsis April 23, 2018
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This girl is amazing and a joy to be around. She will make friends very easily but will have troubles between who's her real friends. Her smile lights up the room and she has gorgeous brown eyes and brown hair. She will struggle with finding the right man. Also very self conscious and cares about what others think of her but she doesn't show it. She stands up for her friends and family and trys to make everyone happy. If you have a friend named Alyssa you are one lucky person to have such a loyal and honest friend.
by Marylenn Hisenburg November 1, 2018
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Alyssa the freshy is so much cooler then a lucio
Wow, Alyssa for a freshy your pretty cool
by sorrylucioyourwack January 3, 2019
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