Muff Dynasty

Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors

Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger

by Beewizz April 14, 2019

Harry muff

A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.

When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea

by Pudvah July 06, 2018

muff rat

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

by enspration5 May 29, 2004

Muff Fluffies

Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.

"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"

by Padam2 January 10, 2012

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

by kstan3 October 09, 2010

Muff Nit

Self explanatory... Nits of the muff.
Also known as crabs.
Something that can't be very nice to have.

That girl has Muff Nits

by Maurice2nd December 08, 2008

Muff Hands

The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.

Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.

I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.

C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!

I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!

by Miss Muff Hands May 31, 2011