by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019
Get the Melvinmug. by Snarts September 6, 2018
Get the Melvinmug. The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.
Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.
Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.
Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
by X.treme November 23, 2021
Get the Melvinmug. Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.
A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.
You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.
You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
“Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
“Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
Get the Melvinmug. A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
Get the Melvin Coopermug. When a man is challenged to a fight by another man, and starts crying and peeing their pants instead of fighting. Often they will also poop their pants.
by Based_fart_knocker March 10, 2025
Get the Melviningmug. by markallan12 September 7, 2020
Get the Melvinmug.