Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.

Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'

by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022

A Barney Fife

A Barney Fife - Giving the impression of having comprehensive knowledge about everything, but in reality, knows absolutely nothing,

As a rule of thumb, a Barney Fife is when you your transducer over there and connect it to your induction unit over here, then you hook them both, to your power cell over here. Of course, your definitely gonna wanna protect...ummm...your privates with a lead blanket, especially if you’re thinking of having kids at some point, seeing as this baby pumps out, as of yet, unknown levels of exceedingly dangerous radiation.while order operational.

by GMan2019 July 31, 2019

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020

Gio Barney

One of the greatest and most prominent content creators in 2021. Although Gio barney is commonly known for specialising in Minecraft videos he is also well known amongst the Instagram community for continually creating successful and original content.

Person 1: “Did you watch Gio Barney’s new upload?”

Person 2: “Holy frick, ofc I did, gio barney is one of my favourite Minecraft youtubers right now”

Person 1: “Couldn’t agree moar”

by PDF_FILES March 16, 2021

Gio barney

A rapeper known for rapeing the xxtentcation songs

“You know xxtentaction?”
“Yes”
“But do you agree dat gio barney a better raper?”
“Yes”

by PDF_FILES March 16, 2021

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 April 17, 2016

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 06, 2020