tool

Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).

The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".

by masterofsleep May 4, 2015

tool

A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.

I ran into Mike from high school, and yes, he's still a tool.

by annadoes March 28, 2016

Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”

by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018

Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019

Tool

Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.

LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."

FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."

by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019

Tool

Dylan Stewart

Wow Dylan is a huge tool a ha ha

by wayment September 1, 2019

Tool

Someone who's age is more than there IQ; a moron, but more moronic than a moron.

Person 1:did you hear Hillary Clinton during the debates?
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!

by Mr.Republican2016 November 7, 2017