Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.

Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!

by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 03, 2019

Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying March 05, 2012

thinking run

while your high and your mind thinks about a topic for a while; philosophize without talking

Sorry I zoned out bro, I went on a thinking run about my philosophy paper.

by Oreo aka Mattykilla December 06, 2007

.... ( Think Dots)

1.) Used to show thought during speach.

2.) Added effect, stretching out of some sort of anticipatory verbal comment.

3.) Textual indication of a breath being taken.

1.) ...... Cheese.

2.) ....... Milk.

3.) .......Ch...Chh...Ugh,...Cheese...

by The Alli January 19, 2005