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Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.
That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.
by Radacabulary August 21, 2017
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Legit Shorts

Undefined term used by some ballbags on a Facebook parenting group.
Q: Have you heard the new legit shorts Avril Lavigne song? A: She legit shorts is a punk rock princess.
by CoATfourLyfe April 15, 2021
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Tyler is short

Profound scholar 1: Tyler is short
Profound scholar 2: yes Tyler is short
Profound scholar 3: i concur
All: TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT!
by Lewis. E August 20, 2023
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short bench

A term used typically to describe a team of people consisting of fewer than the usual number attributed to that group. It can be applied to any similar situation.

Derived largely from the hockey world where players sit on a "bench" when not playing (see benched) and occasionally field a team with fewer teammates than ideally necessary, either due to players not showing up for the game or by the coach's decision.
Hockey:
Even though our playoff finals were on a holiday weekend, we won our championship game despite the short bench.

Other:
Due to the last long weekend, we have a short bench at our beach house this coming weekend.
by pihmpdaddi May 28, 2008
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kim short

A super cray glitter ninja who is dangerous and uncontrolable unless she is sober

...which is as rare as a fat kid who hates cake
Why is the glitter all gone and there is broken glass everywhere...
This is signature Kim Short
by jedi-wook May 12, 2014
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short prince

A sweet short guy under 5´9 that is nice and a gentleman
by Imparadis May 8, 2019
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Tommy Short

Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life

I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)
look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”
by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021
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