Michael keegan is a white 5,5 shooter that’s looks like a goblin. He is a shooter in many ways like at school for basketball and to shoot up kids that don’t suck his dick. He is very homo who likes dick and is ubbsessed with a chocolate girls mainly a girl named jazarah. he hangs out with a chunky good looking light skin named marcus, a gorilla who hunts lions and is ubbsessed with a girl named siarah named biankhy, a mexican who loves tacos named juan, and a ashy dark skin who is also ubbsessed with a girl named siarah that’s named quentin
Michael Keegan was about to have a five some with Juan,Biankhy,Quentin,and Marcus, until his mom came in and she joined.
by TheGayOneee February 8, 2020
Get the Michael Keeganmug. So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.
by Yung Cheese July 2, 2019
Get the Keegan Hockeymug. A cutie patootie who is often found engaged in concerning activities with dogs, particularly ones with impaired hearing.
by OpenNet misses August 17, 2024
Get the Joseph Keeganmug. Yo Keegan likes to throw frisbees. Colorado is tall, apple fritter, blonde hair, car, socks and sandals ALL day long, huge personality. Like the best. 11/10 human being. Would recommend.
Person 1: Yo
Person 2: Yo
Person 1: Did you hear Keegan’s laugh last night?
Person 2: He’s in your closet
Person 1: He’s following you
Person 2: DON’T TURN AROUND
Person 2: Yo
Person 1: Did you hear Keegan’s laugh last night?
Person 2: He’s in your closet
Person 1: He’s following you
Person 2: DON’T TURN AROUND
by BigBear3000 September 7, 2020
Get the Keeganmug. On the spectrum, waves his hands around like a helicopter on the daily. He makes random noises and is not very bright. He gets mad easily and is spoiled. He gets in verbal fights at schools and sometimes gets physical. This guy is one you would want to avoid but if you do befriend him he won't kill you.
Meagan - "Have you seen how the Keegan guy looks?"
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."
by Keegans brother May 25, 2020
Get the Keeganmug. The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025
Get the Keegan Cookedmug. by p0grz August 15, 2021
Get the keeganmug.