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Zackary Grams

Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.
Hey look! It’s Zackary Grams, the nattiest beta I’ve ever seen!
by Nattybeta420 November 14, 2021
mugGet the Zackary Gramsmug.

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
by Cpclsn December 5, 2018
mugGet the jan-o-grammug.

baby gram

A baby gram is a gram that’s underweight or too weak to be one full gram.
My homie said “What’s up with this baby gram? Shit looks a little light lol”
by terrencespectacle January 31, 2019
mugGet the baby grammug.

Gram exchange

When you offer your dealer a certain amount of weed in exchange for another strain of weed. If the strain is better you get more grams back, if it’s worse, vice versa.
Hey dude, did you know Timmy does gram exchange now?
by Filantropist1996 April 21, 2022
mugGet the Gram exchangemug.

grammed

The act of saying/spelling a word wrong in such an amazingly stupid manner that you should be labeled as such.
dude u grammed, It's actually said/spelled...
by BS000 January 28, 2019
mugGet the grammedmug.

Franky Gram

One who has a fetish for transvestite hookers particularly of Asian ethnicity.
I thought was straight but it turns out he's a Franky Gram, he likes chicks with dicks.
by Mayor of titty city May 22, 2019
mugGet the Franky Grammug.

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.
160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
mugGet the 160 grams of protein per daymug.

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