Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

Dutch oven

Something you'll never get. A pussy.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven

by coolio456 July 23, 2022

redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 10, 2024

Dutch Oven

Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.

Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.

by FartMomma June 6, 2023

dutch oven

dutch oven

i laid down with my girlfriends and she gave me a Dutch oven

by o8erdater January 9, 2021

Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner

Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up

by Fryeman March 8, 2021

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.

I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.

by Steeler Country 45 September 29, 2017