Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.

"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"

by Satanic man August 26, 2017

Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.

Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.

by J Muny December 14, 2008

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume

Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, And Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, And Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, And Buttercup <Steal>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025