December 31 

Bitch, how stupid are you? December 31 is New Year's Eve! You stupid ass hoe smh🙄

*searches up December 31 on Urban dictionary"
Any person with a brain: ... Are you fuckin serious 🤦 ♀️

December 31 by Yuhpotterhead15 November 2, 2019

april 31 

National get ate out by the white boy who is a lil thick

Damn g Rihanna is dont april 31 early

april 31 by Messmaker7 April 11, 2019

Forever 31

A fictional store where women can purchase age-inappropriate clothing.

Usually cited when a woman of advancing age (a) wears clothing better suited to a female half her age or (b) wears club clothes to work.

Person A: Lawd, did you see that dress Propecia was wearing today?

Person B: Yea, was there a sale at Forever 31 I didn't know about??

Person A: Yup, looks like that dress is from FXXXI's "Club to Conference Room" collection, late 2009 if I recall correctly.

Forever 31 by smarterbrother May 18, 2011

october 31 

The day the baddest, hottest, and coolest bitches on earth were born.

Today is halloween right? No you idiot October 31st is the baddest bitches birthdays smh... happy birthday to all the bad bitches out there!

october 31 by nataliethebadbitch October 28, 2019

October 31 

National show Boston your tits day

Guy 1-“Hey did you show Boston your tits today”
Mia Khalifa-“Of course you know I live for October 31”
Guy 1-“I forgot, think I can go now”
Mia Khalifa-“I think he’s a little busy with Riley Reid but he should be free soon”

October 31 by PeNeGaNg October 30, 2019

March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

March 31 by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021

October 31 

National hug anyone and see if they hug you back! Its really in the name but it’s hug anyone and see if they hug you back

Nick: *Hugs lizzie*
Lizzie: Why did you do that
Nick: it October 31st
Lizzie: oh yeahhhhh *hugs nick back*

October 31 by Lilbigboy700 October 25, 2019