Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Cords!

Often used in medicine; essential in the procedural cauterization of the peripheral nerves along the human spine.

Nurse: “Where are the cords!..”
Tech: “Sorry I got busy and didn’t..”
Nurse: “G**Damnit! What is it with you liberals!

by JK-SRQ September 9, 2019

Ejector Cord

The cord hanging out from anal beads, especially if pulled too vigorously.

"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"

"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."

by walkin-dead November 24, 2011

Cord Boy

A respectful term among Custodians, for the person who has to go across the slippery wax stripper to plug the stripping machine into another socket.

Hey, Cord Boy, plug the cord into the socket over there.

by MR. Cleaner May 18, 2015

Methbilical cord

The feeding tube connected to a baby from a meth addicted mother. These babies usually mean mug you when making eye contact due to withdrawals and should be avoided whenever possible

Damn man! She should have never cut tyrone from that methbilical cord

by Mexican guy from Wisconsin May 17, 2019

cord

In Brawl Stars, short name for the brawler Cordelius.

P1 - Man I hate cord mains
P2 - cord not even good bro

by concilus May 18, 2025

Cord

Someone who tends to be a nice guy and a loyal friend who always acts older than he is. If you insult a Cord or his friends he will get pissed and relentlessly insult you and yell at you he can be very scary in this state but not as scary as it when you physically attack him, he will almost always win a fight and he’ll act like rage is the only thing keeping him alive but when with his friends he is pretty chill and just himself. Babes tend to love Cord’s thinking their funny and attractive. They also usually have a pretty long penis and decently large balls.

“Did you see what Cord did to Dax?” “I think Cord’s pretty hot” “Cord seems like a phyco sometimes”

by The Cretaceous Brotherhood September 25, 2022