Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cordsmug. Often used in medicine; essential in the procedural cauterization of the peripheral nerves along the human spine.
Nurse: “Where are the cords!..”
Tech: “Sorry I got busy and didn’t..”
Nurse: “G**Damnit! What is it with you liberals!
Tech: “Sorry I got busy and didn’t..”
Nurse: “G**Damnit! What is it with you liberals!
by JK-SRQ September 9, 2019
Get the Cords!mug. "Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
by walkin-dead November 24, 2011
Get the Ejector Cordmug. A respectful term among Custodians, for the person who has to go across the slippery wax stripper to plug the stripping machine into another socket.
by MR. Cleaner May 18, 2015
Get the Cord Boymug. The feeding tube connected to a baby from a meth addicted mother. These babies usually mean mug you when making eye contact due to withdrawals and should be avoided whenever possible
by Mexican guy from Wisconsin May 17, 2019
Get the Methbilical cordmug. by concilus May 18, 2025
Get the cordmug. Someone who tends to be a nice guy and a loyal friend who always acts older than he is. If you insult a Cord or his friends he will get pissed and relentlessly insult you and yell at you he can be very scary in this state but not as scary as it when you physically attack him, he will almost always win a fight and he’ll act like rage is the only thing keeping him alive but when with his friends he is pretty chill and just himself. Babes tend to love Cord’s thinking their funny and attractive. They also usually have a pretty long penis and decently large balls.
by The Cretaceous Brotherhood September 25, 2022
Get the Cordmug.