Chode

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

by chocolate hotdog MKAY August 6, 2011

Chode

chode is a tunacan penis, one shorter than it is wide...every1s confused with the workd GRUNDLE

by J-Dawgs June 12, 2003

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long.
2. The area of skin between a man's ball sac and anus.

2. While pressing on the chode you can inhance a man's orgasm.

by D-Ray April 1, 2004

Chode

A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.

Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.

by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 5, 2015

Chode

A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

by Amorformosus May 13, 2005

Chode

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 3, 2019

chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

by Mystery101 August 5, 2008