s&m S&mmses ;-)

Messages with sado masochistic tendencies

Ur sado maschistic tendencies appeal to me in da s&m S&mmses ;-)

by Hercolena Oliver May 27, 2010

s-excition

society's emphasis and obsession on sex as though it is a missing flavor in everything.

The music industry is under a s-excition nowadays due to the over use of sex-appeal and sex-indicated lyrics.

by C. Kenneth Lee October 15, 2007

S/U

Slide up: usually said on Snapchat.

Person 1: bro s/u I need to tell you something.

Person 2: Alright.

by Stupid :(: January 20, 2019

s dubbed

Stands for super-wasted.

I just drank my weight in beer, I'm s dubbed.

by Booty Halloween September 08, 2009

s-shape

The s-shape is the phenomena that occurs amongst voluptuous women, in which their body (from a profile view) exhibits the curves of the letter S, referencing, in particular, "dat ass" and "dem titties".

DAMN Jenny! You lookin right with dat S-Shape. Dat ass and dem titties are on point.

by S-Shape on-lock October 08, 2013

Waste #s

Waste Numbers are numbers that can be assigned to bodily secretions during times when yelling "I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!" may not be appropriate. Teachers also use them in preschool or kindergarten classes. The first 5 are ones all people can do. 6s are performed primarily by males, and 7 & 8 are exclusively female functions. Diarrhea is not assigned a number because it is essentially a form of #2. It can be called "#2 EXTREME!"
#1 = Urinate (pee)
#2 = Defecate (poop)
#3 = Flatulence (fart)
#4 = Vomit (barf)
#5 = Spit (hock-a-loogie)
#6 = ejaculate (cum)
#7 = menstruate (period)
#8 = vaginal gas expulsion (queef)

Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "I gotta go to the bathroom."
Preschool Teacher: "#1 or #2?"
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "Numba two x-treme! Life cereal gives me the shits. Fo sheezie ma neezie."

by Yobastanker November 23, 2004

a/s/l

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.

Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

by PurEvil April 24, 2006