pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

Shit Pug

Shit Pug is when a bitch shits in her hand and starts punching your face in, along with the brown shit all over your face, you are now supposed to resemble a pug

Bro my face hurts so damn much

why?

I told my butch to do a Shit Pug on me

Bro you are so fucking weird and kinky

ik

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Pugging Out

When you’re so unfit you sound like a pug dog with severe respiratory issues.

“Geez man, you are seriously ‘pugging out’ up these stairs”

“I went for a light walk & was pugging out 5 mins in, I’m so unfit”

by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022

bosley the pug

Nigga that takes spots

"BOSLEY THE PUG WON'T MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. THAT'S MY SPOT, NIGGA."

by Pizzaman B February 4, 2019