Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

Messiah Tax

A phenomenon in RPGs and computer games wherein the protagonist and friends can cheerfully walk in to the homes of NPCs uninvited, often while they are there, and ransack the place for any valuables with no-one batting an eyelid. Essentially the price for the intrepid heroes to save the world.

Man, I was playing Final Fantasy 7 the other day. You can collect some sweet Messiah Tax around Junon.

by Chaka November 14, 2009

Tofu Tax

The ginormous ammount of money that you have to pay for an AE86/ Toyota Corolla Levin / Toyota Sprinter Trueno because of the car's Legend status. Since it's introduction in the popular anime Initial D, the car has skyrocketed in value as collector's, car enthusiasts and weebs want a piece of that Deja Vu feeling.

Context on the anime:
Initial D depicts a guy delivering Tofu through the mountain roads of Japan, while and drifting on the corners. He then starts racing other drivers, usually with better cars than him. This anime is one of the things that propelled drifting in Japan to what it is today.

Bryan: Bro, Mike just bought a new AE86! Dope
John: What? How much did he pay?
Bryan: Like 30k
John: Fucking Tofu Tax

by TheGodPlank September 1, 2021

Fanum tax

I want to fucking die what the fuck does this mean

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
you're so skibidi
you're so fanum tax
I wanna be your sigma

by 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 October 17, 2023

Taxed out

Burdened, to the point of exhaustion

Shortened from "taxed out of existence"

My boss kept me late every night this week, and I'm feeling a bit taxed out.

by GargantuWife May 16, 2016

Simp tax

A paid Snapchat, Onlyfans, etc. subscription.

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."

by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016