This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 03, 2020

Cemetery fucking

when u go on a cemetery and fuck the dead people

oh! lets do some cemetery fucking.

by Life._. February 09, 2024

Get fucked or be fucked

The brand nerfs slogan in 1967

Nerf get fucked or be fucked

by John cena 696969 March 07, 2021

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022

Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.

Fucking dog cunt get out of my way

by June 24, 2022

cloud fucked

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 15, 2016

Bap as fuck

That shit was weak or not what you expected

Roland: That party at Maurice house was “Bap As Fuck”

Chante: 🤣🤣 Damn fr glad I ain go everybody was talking bout it.

by Rochante February 01, 2021