Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 12, 2023
After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 12, 2019
An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 06, 2024
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
by 444faye July 06, 2023
When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
by MegalodonM8 July 24, 2015
by pakoontala September 21, 2016
a really fat fucking cat
a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.
Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.
Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.
by faghater6996 March 06, 2024