First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 12, 2021

Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.

Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.

by MrMeanwhile April 21, 2021

Baby Fuck

When two small children that are going through puberty decide to fuck.

When watching a ROM COM and one of the kids says I could go for a baby fuck right now.

by CalystaMulan December 17, 2016

National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

on that fuck shit

when someone is on that fuck shit

he be on that fuck shit

by Fuck shitter August 31, 2021

on that fuck shit

moving weird asf

you on that fuck shit

by finittyy May 26, 2025

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Rebel2012 June 29, 2020