national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams July 31, 2023

ur mum

joke

Shut up!
"Your mum"

by asjjsajsjjxjppshpjoi August 3, 2023

Ur mother

If someone is insulting you and you don’t know what to say just say ur mother,it has some advantages such as:
Insulting the person
Emotional damage
Etc…

Blud1:fuck you
Blud2:ur mother
Blud1: :(

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 3, 2023

balls in ur mouth

gay

i love gay balls in ur mouth.

by anonymous August 5, 2023

ill treat ur ass

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023

I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.

Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.

by Kazoooooo September 8, 2023

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023