A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
My girlfriend has figgy-twat.
by Messtopia July 6, 2017
Get the Figgy-twatmug. a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.
b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."
"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013
Get the Wrong-campus twattedmug. Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
Get the Cootie twatmug. by Jack broman June 2, 2016
Get the twat slappedmug. by lovinsib July 23, 2012
Get the twat turnstilemug. by Elite_ADHD May 30, 2021
Get the twat snoglermug. by alm0322 August 7, 2019
Get the flopper twatmug.