Sam

Gay. Very gay.

Sam is very gay.

by Sam’s Boyfriend January 12, 2019

sam

has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020

Sam

Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.

-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger

You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung

by Sammied158 October 2, 2021

Sam Pardon

Sam pardon is used when referring to somebody who has a lot of (fake) confidence, delusions of grandeur and rich parents(who spoil him)

Somewhat of a dutch Roger Elliot

Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.

That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.

by Sam Pardon memelord October 12, 2018

Sam

He’s a complete dumbass thinks he’s cool and funny when he’s actually gay

Sam is gay

by Ŵįłlÿ_śüčkęr November 25, 2021

Sam

The most annoying 7th grader on the planet. Thinks he is cool because he skipped 7th grade but he is still a 7th grader. He tries to be cool but he isn't. He usually makes everything sexual. He is, in short, an IDIOT.

Person 1: You suck Sam!
Sam: *moans*
Person 1: Sam is an idiot!

by SuMnEr!! April 23, 2019