im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by May 08, 2023

ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

by Franzy72 January 08, 2025

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 01, 2024

parrot dad

Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.

I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.

by bad boy bubby 69 September 07, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.

ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?

by dontgetserious February 23, 2023

Single dad

A Male parent who Raised a child by himself

Single dads are nice

by 459395 March 18, 2023