social intention misalignment

Mismatched perceptions or directives made by individuals or groups geared towards other individuals or groups.

There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.

The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.

Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

social circle virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.

Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up

by Kaono August 5, 2016

Social media

Multiple apps/websites like, twitter (daily dose of cancellation), Instagram (daily dose of photoshop) youtube, (daily dose of getting banned for no reason) Facebook (daily does of parents) Snapchat (daily dose of filter) tik tok (daily dose of cringe)

Do you have social media

Be more specific dumbass

by Spxdes August 20, 2021

Social Media

Where 'opinions' or 'preferences' are stated. But noone respects each other and fuck each other's parents every once in a while.

A: Why do pp nowadays have so polarized, negative opinions?
B: Well, well, you know what social media is, don't you?

by anidiotbutnotthatidiothisidiot January 20, 2022

Social Distancing

discovered by popular streamer, corpse husband. keeps someone away from your pool. discovered during the covid 19 pandemic.

ugh i hate badboyhalo but i love my pool
just use social distancing and it will keep him away!

by lilacflowers January 16, 2021

socialism

Power controlled by the State in which all social classes (rich, middle class and poor) became miserable. All social classes, without exception, begin to live in extreme poverty. Killed nearly 130 million people.

I hate socialism.

by Zymby May 1, 2023

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011