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Smooth her salad 

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.
Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

skanky ceasar salad 

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.
I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.

smoked meat salad 

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

Pre tossed salad 

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole
I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad
Pre tossed salad by Andielpy December 17, 2017

Toss my salad 

Troy tossed Claires salad
Troy can you toss my salad
Toss my salad by Troyjon05 February 1, 2018

Soup and Salad 

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad