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russiafied 

When a person, place, or thing has been claimed to be compromised in Russian terms.
This file can now be downloaded in a russiafied version file format. the language is in russian instead of english. Note, You will need a translator for this purpose.
russiafied by MR. Strosspot August 24, 2018

Russian Schlong Whipping 

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
Russian Schlong Whipping by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian Schlong Whipping 

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
Russian Schlong Whipping by Shaedy September 20, 2018

russian clothesline 

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.
I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz
russian clothesline by Electrum55 November 8, 2018

Russian Bolt 

Russian version of Usain Bolt. It is the person who is running away from police, because of alcohol intoxication. It is usually used as an irony.
Look Russian bolt! He is faster than light.
Russian Bolt by Creatura November 18, 2018
A. K. A. Alicjan
Russian by Kierz11 November 30, 2018