top with daddy issues

me

dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues

by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019

Tank Top Siraj

A bona fide tank top lover. The one and only tank top master. Will fucking reck anyone in his path

Wow I love Tank Top Siraj. Did you see his pecks move when someone called him shilpi?

by Meteor Jamal August 10, 2021

Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.

Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.

by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010

take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath

Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa

by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019

going up top

Punch slap kick or hit you in the head and hurting you really bad.

Dude I told you stop playing with my money now I'm going up top on you to show you I mean business buster.

by .Brad. June 5, 2016