drop kicked lasagna

Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022
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Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good
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Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week
I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week
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shaffed on kick

shaffed on kick is so quilly why dose he even stream
by xdamx March 16, 2024
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Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.
Dating this guy is a nut kicking game
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Goopy Kick

The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.
Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick
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kick 'em off

"Kick 'em off" or "Kick them b*ches out" is a hood term for a person forcefully removing someones footwear, taking it for themselves.
"Me and my men are going to kick them b*tches out!"
Or
"Don't make me come and kick 'em off!"
by ~Tephyrius~ January 04, 2025
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