Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*

"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."

by Nordine October 20, 2021

Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021

kentucky plug

When you are having sexy time with your partner and you stick your thumb in it.

I was doing her from behind when I gave her the old Kentucky Plug.

by TalkLikeAPirate May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Plug

When you forcefully jam your thumb into her ass while she’s on the phone with someone.

- “I gave her The Kentucky Plug twice last night.”

- “The Kentucky Plug is one of her favorite things to do when shes bored.”

by greg, just greg May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When have sex with your partner you shove your thumb into the nearest hole like their life depends on it.

Bro, we were going hard then I gave her the "Kentucky Plug" and she almost fainted.

by KoseiArmour May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

1. (verb) A sex position where the man cuts into the females jugular vein and pushes his thumb into the cut and uses it to hold on.
2. (verb) Pushing your thumb into your jugular vein to stop bleeding

Named after Kentucky Ballistics and his accident.

1. OMG, he gave he the Kentucky Plug last night and I was on Cloud 9
2. The only reason he survived is cause he used the Kentucky Plug

by koolkreep May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

During sex with your significant other, you SLAP them so hard on the ass that their butt plug shoots out of their ass at Mach 5 and immediately lodges itself into your femoral artery. Your SO then drives you to the hospital while you "put a thumb in it" to plug your injury and stop from bleeding out, also known as a Kentucky Plug

Partner A: yeah, you like it rough don't you? *SLAP*

Partner B: *BOOOOM*... *ZIIIIIIIIP*... *BLOP*

Partner A: OH GOD ITS IN MY NECK! I THINK IT HIT AN ARTERY, I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!

PARTNER B: It's okay baby, just kentucky plug that hole while take you to the hospital.

by AK-50 Explosion Test When? May 20, 2021