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Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.
by Msizzy January 6, 2020
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Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
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Jacob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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jacob and leo SQUAD

2 people (boy and girl) that are rlly close but she always beats his ass for doing sum dumb shit
aww they are like a jacob and leo squad
by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
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Jacob

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.
by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
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Jacob

Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.
HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!
by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 7, 2019
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