breatharian food

Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.

Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!

by simbabaji November 28, 2020

stfu and eat ur food

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence

Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food

by therealseb September 8, 2020

And I oop I lost my food

When you lost your food you say and I oop I lost my food

And I oop I lost my food outside.

by NaRa28 November 8, 2019

Food

An edible thing that gives you energy through the day

Eat your food

by 3672364 January 18, 2022

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Food Rape

When someone laces your food with body fluids ( aka Cynthia Perkins )

First Guy: Oh no he got food raped

Second Guy: What do you mean

First Guy : He pissed in his food

Second Guy: Ew that’s sick

by JDoeFH February 22, 2022

Food Pillage

When one is stoned and at their friend's house, and they then proceed to raid the cabinets and fridge.

"I was at Skyler's house, we blazed for hours! I then took it upon myself to Food Pillage"

by XGabe72 September 20, 2015